I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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