he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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