No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think people are normalizing furries
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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