Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She's just so happy...and so naked.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
