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  • 69 59
    Submitted by redheadcuti on Jun 9, 10 at 12:48pm

    All I can do is win win win no matter what

  • 69 65
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 1:58pm

    Bet he steals your dates too!

  • 71 69
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 12:16pm

    All your dad do is win win win no matter what.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by YoungGun on Jun 9, 10 at 10:25pm

    Your da is obviosly a real "winner"

  • 67 66
    Submitted by celeutanteshay on Jun 9, 10 at 1:43pm

    Wow, alcoholism is funny.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by shotrod123 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:27am

    First bitch and don't drink

  • 63 68
    Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 9, 10 at 11:29am

    Well, he does have like 20 or so more years of practice...

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 11:47am

    LIEK OMG IM FIRST. Stfu.....no one cares

  • 60 68
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:53pm

    Of all the ways the phrase "my dad's beating me" could be interpreted, this is probably the best option.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by uhateme on Jun 9, 10 at 2:05pm

    Ok next time he starts chugging n ur face just punch him n the nuts u win c it's simple!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by shotrod123 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:34am

    Shut up I'm FiRST!!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by lizzy24 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:22pm

    I know! That happens to me with my mom!

  • 63 85
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:10pm

    This OP is a pussy

  • 57 80
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 2:58pm

    he's got a few years of experience on you, but once he gets senile you'll be able to drink him under the table. he'll forget about it ten minutes later, but you won't...

  • 52 78
    Submitted by ldato on Jun 9, 10 at 11:08pm

    Well, he DOES have those 15 years of age on you.