dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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