Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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