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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 3, 11 at 1:13pm

    Well, next time don't put your candlestick in Miss Scarlett and you won't have that problem.

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      Submitted by n00bpwnr on Feb 3, 11 at 6:13pm

      Not even in the kitchen? That is almost too rare of an opportunity to pass on.

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 4, 11 at 3:15pm

        At least while you're in college. Once you've got your own place, you'll wear out the countertops. Just remember to wipe the food prep areas. Or don't.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 3, 11 at 1:14pm

    if ur gonna have random sex then wear a condom. its very easy

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 3, 11 at 4:49pm

      Which is easy? Random sex? Wearing a condom? I'm cumfused...

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 3, 11 at 5:36pm

    @ said8ED Depending on where you live, the first one is easy. Second one is always easy, and as to you being "cumfused"...it's because I left the best part of you running down your mom's...wait, what?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 3, 11 at 6:15pm

      You stop touching my Mom and I'll stop touching your autistic cousin. Deal?