Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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