we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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