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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:28am

    the good old friend zone. once you hit it, game over. my advice is just don't talk to them for 6-9 months. it's the only way.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:27pm

    This isn't a line from scrubs. Whoever said that is a dumbass and obviously doesn't know scrubs well at all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:48pm

    who the fuck CARES if it a line from scrubs, or wherever. it is still funny that the person said it to "describe their situation" (5:35)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:47pm

    Advice in 11:28 is fail. If a girl wants to be friends, either be friends and enjoy it or drop her on the spot because you can't deal with not getting laid. Why is being friends with a girl such a goddamn problem? Find another girl to bone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:21pm

    Sorry man, been there got the t-shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:15am

    This has one of the highest percentages of "bad night" I've seen on this site. Over 96%. Guess a lot of people feel this guy's pain

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:06pm

    Sucks to be you brohans

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:10pm

    I know how you feel. Brohans. It does suck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:31pm

    why would anyone consider this a good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    Brohans? seriously 1:10?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:15pm

    it's from everybody loves raymond

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:00 animals?? wtf? haha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:35pm

    Lmao, still funny that someones situation is bad enough to warrant a quote like this.. my fantasies seem to turn violent... and not in the way Id prefer.. I think I need an assessment.. sigh...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:28am

    Ugh. What is this, According to Jim?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:13pm

    i know how you feel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:00pm

    1:26 I was thinking the op was just sexually confused but you just gave this a whole new meaning hmm better fanatsies maybe leave out the animals....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:19pm

    This is an EXACT line from Scrubs. J.D. says to Turk during his dry spell that "It's getting so bad that even my fantasies just want to be friends". Nice try though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:34pm

    dude i totally feel on on this one. same here... hate the friend zone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:26pm

    i totally know how this person feels. you wanna think of that person sexually..but it just doesn't happen. ahh my fantasies want to be just friends also..