the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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