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  • 136 86
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 31, 10 at 11:37am
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    Obviously, your coke dealer thinks that you are very intelligent. Or, he just used "phone a friend" while playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" with his other drug dealing buddies.

  • 130 109
    Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 31, 10 at 11:39am
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    Coke is some dangerous shit. Stay away from that. Coke heroin and meth. Not good

  • 121 92
    Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 31, 10 at 11:44am
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    I'll sell you mine for ten chickens and a reasonable goat

  • 103 86
    Submitted by bankdis on Jul 31, 10 at 1:06pm
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    Dude didnt you ever see pinaple express? Dont become friends with your dealers, becuase your gonna end up in a gang war!

    • 95 90
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:06pm
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      and you'll become the type of person who doesn't know the difference between your and you're

  • 105 97
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 2:08pm
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    Rule: If you were a childhood spelling bee champ, Anyone and everyone can ask you for a spelling at anytime without judgement. ne.

  • 101 92
    Submitted by amers1787 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:39pm
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    What my ex called you??

  • 93 81
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 7:51pm
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    Cast iron tub for sale. Bloodstains on it are free. Tub is priceless for manintub.

  • 88 72
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 31, 10 at 9:40pm
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    What was the word?

  • 95 86
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Jul 31, 10 at 5:16pm
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    Junkies... What else is new.

  • 89 76
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 1, 10 at 11:21am
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    afraid very afraid XD

  • 92 84
    Submitted by ManinyourBathtub on Jul 31, 10 at 11:38am
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    Anyone selling a bathtub?

  • 93 91
    Submitted by bamafan on Jul 31, 10 at 11:37am
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    Second

  • 94 97
    Submitted by DustyBozangas on Jul 31, 10 at 1:07pm
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    R-e-h-a-b-i-l-i-t-a-t-i-o-n

    • 96 95
      Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 31, 10 at 1:46pm
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      Rehabs for quitters, and as you and I both already know, quitters never succeed in life..

  • 88 89
    Submitted by mike8121 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:47am
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    Depends on the word

  • 85 83
    Submitted by luv2txt on Jul 31, 10 at 11:24pm
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    Coke?? Haha you're fucked

  • 85 90
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 31, 10 at 12:20pm
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    Intelligent

  • 84 89
    Submitted by theKraze on Aug 3, 10 at 7:46am
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    Moving the dealer/consumer relationship in the right step

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Snowstalker on Jul 31, 10 at 11:37am
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    I'd feel like getting a new coke dealer.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by kristileo on Aug 2, 10 at 12:06am
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    L-O-S-E-R

  • 71 88
    Submitted by delhi14 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:54pm
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    what kind of bathtub are you looking for?

  • 28 41
    Submitted by RedSonja87 on Oct 5, 11 at 12:31pm
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    Cool story bro