We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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I swear I know this guy. Dustin, that is.
sounds like a party starting up
i'm dustin.... i wonder if this was about me
best pickup line ever : "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
does dustin have a cute puppy?
uh oh i smell a gang bang
I think it's ok when it's in a dark alley
yeah, it will be in her cunt and everybody in the dorm will be cumming
Hahahahaha it's my old roommate
I'm a girl and I think this is EPIC!!!
Best pick-up line ever... Your breasts are quite lovely, may I have one?
haha my name is Dustin too. my friend told me about this one. i have a cute puppy and i've been in dark sketchy alleys. i hope this wasnt what happened last week lol
This is Dustin lmao
and actually I do have a cute puppy ;)
i'm pretty sure i know this dustin guy.
Haha my name is Dustin an when I saw this I was like WTF
i'm pretty sure this is one of those texts that if you know who it is about would be ten times funnier
9:10 wins so fucking hard.
LMFAO dustin is the puppy and those 2 losers need it dark to even hope to even get a smell of it .They too stupid to know what to do with it if they had it and there was light enough to see