please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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