sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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