Please, let me fuck your mom
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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