No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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