I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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