She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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