oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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