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  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:17pm

    sometimes i wonder if they're allowed to let me on the plane when i leave an airport bar.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:52pm

    Is that why it's funny Jeff? Thanks pal.

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:38pm

    They're not escalators they're travelators

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:54pm

    cincinatti's airport is great for missing flights while you rack up a $160 tab at the sam adams bar.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:44pm

    Ugh I can relate... I've been in so many airports since Thanksgiving... Who else has spent the Holidays drinking at airport bars?!?!?!

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:36, can you show me on the doll where the airport touched you?

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:42pm

    IN MODERN AMERICA, YAKOV SMIRNOFF JOKES ARE OLD!!!!!!!!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:40pm

    Actually, 1:36, I found the staff at the Vnukovo International Airport in Moscow to be quite rude.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    I wanna try a airport bar sometime

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:32pm

    Yay pissed off Soviet Russia guy using "Jeff" as a second identity!! No wait... That's stupid. Nevermind.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:35am

    that's a lot of bars, 10:15

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    I personally enjoy the moving sidewalks...they contribute to my sedentary American lifestyle

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:15am

    last time i was at an air port, i had flown 5 hr.'s away to get dumped. on the way back i drank at every MKE bar... all of them. 7hr layovers and a broken heart= puke bag