i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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