Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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