For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Is she working the camera?
Draw her a Venn diagram.
Pass the one with a thing for cougars to your mom.
Keeping up with their names, or keeping up with you?
Why not? You could always say there was just one. No one would know the difference
Maybe her daughter shouldn't be a whore. Or at least let her know it.
You should sleep with three guys with the same name then
I bet you don't meet many of the guys' moms....