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  • Broseph, you gotta eat the edges/crust first, then eat the Pop Tart. You have to work to get the reward, you obviously aren't even worthy of touching a pop tart. I bet you microwave your pop tarts too, don't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:18pm
  • why do people think it's ok to waste food?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:57am
  • Cookies and Cream and Cherry poptarts FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:40pm
  • crust on pop tarts is the best part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:53am
  • the crust can suck balls! it's all about the frosting and filling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Bwwwwwaagagahahah

    Submitted by pmplly on Mar 28, 10 at 12:44pm
  • toaster strudels are better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:54pm
  • People do realize these are drunk texts, and therefore they really shouldn't make sense. Why argue? Poptart crust is gross though.

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 5, 10 at 6:14pm
  • I bet also take it in the ass too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • especially if its warm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:11pm
  • i hate the crust. i would take it off no matter where i lived.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I kind of like the crust, but it makes my mouth dry.. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:37pm
  • I don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Wow. Who brought the Debbie downer ass--- I am sure the person knew there is no pop tarts and Africa and america isn't the only country with crappy processed food... Jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I highly doubt the starving kids in Africa have access to poptarts, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:44pm
  • some people like the crusts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:41am
  • They need to make double-stuff pop tarts!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I ALWAYS TAKE OFF THE CRUST! \n(:

    Submitted by marinaalovee on Aug 19, 10 at 10:35pm
  • 12:18- I take the crust off of my poptarts, and microwave them. I eat them while drinking milk. Soooooo goood. Strawberry FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:46pm
  • fuck the crust that shit is whack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:51pm
  • You're the best part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:05pm
  • 7:39 calm the fuck down. Only a foreign douche like yourself would actually believe this text. Every single fucking person knows this is a joke about the crust of poptarts. If america goes under, the world goes under. America ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:28pm
  • they dont have fucking pop tarts in africa dumbass..u think theyd be starving if they had had crappy american food inventions like poptarts and hotpockets? and u guys wonder why nobody likes americans..get a life, travel, open your minds! hate to be the one to break it to you guys but the world does NOT revolve around the USA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:39am
  • THANK YOU , someone who takes the crusts off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:46pm
  • 1:20 you are my hero! The crust is my fav part too and I also wish they made a just crust/frosting poptart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 7:39 calm the fuck down. It was a joke. We didnt make this about the US you prick, you did.

    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 25, 10 at 11:45pm
  • I'm in Kenya right now and I can assure you that the starving children here do not have access to poptarts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:41am
  • thats what she said 12:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:12pm
  • I just eat the whole thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:45am
  • Fucking australian health food laws. Pop tarts are illegal now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Even the smores one is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 12:18 we are the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Lol! Go 3:37!!! I hate the crust it tastes nasty!!! NO flavor whatsoever!! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Crust is my fave!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:47pm
  • i only eat the crusts, best part. in fact if they made a poptart with just the crusts and frosting i'd like it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • the crust is the best fucking part!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Because we dont live in fuckin africa, thats why

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:58am
  • 11:57 FTL. it's america, we do what we want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:52am
  • Well yeah who doesnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:32pm
  • The only passable poptart's crust is on the Smores flavored one. And that's only tolerable for so long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I don't like poptarts..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • wow... why the fuck are yall bickering this much over crust on a pop tart??

    Submitted by Jcroft on Sep 16, 11 at 5:21pm
  • i like the crust, its pretty good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Mein gott! I hate the crust but WHY would you wast food like that? Suck it up like the rest of us who can't afford to waste poptarts when we get them. And they DO make icing-less, only crust poptarts. They are an off brand and are only like a buck a box and they are NASTY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:47pm