Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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