And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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