i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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ok so was it actually popcorn and he was just saying it was part of his neck... or it actually was part of his neck? coz how would an actual growth look like popcorn and duct tape?
Such standards. I wonder if the op would have fucked him if he gave an explanation as to why he he had popcorn taped to his neck....like as long as he had a good reason it would be ok? Idiot
hahahaha. sounds like my ex
Wow... What a bitch. I understand not fcking a stranger but that's a serious growth and takes a lot of money
Still confused. Why was there duct tape on it?
to clarify: we were at a costume party. i couldn't figure out what he was supposed to be. it turns out it was amassive gigantic growth. total turn-off.
LMAO. fucking perfect.
Mmm. I like mine buttered.
I agree 8:30 (2)! Finally! Someone who refused to screw a stranger! That's a first for this site.
that is strait fucked.
I don't get it...popcorn on his neck?
It's one thing to not fuck someone with a physical deformity (which i'm still judging you for but whatever) but it's another to say of COURSE you didn't. Like no one could ever not find that a total dealbreaker. Smh be less shallow