I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I didn't notice because vodka
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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