covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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