I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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awh man, all you can do in that situation is to keep going like a champ
atleast it wasn't her parents....i'm sure her dad would killa ya
when i was 15 i had to explain to my mom what a blow job was. poor dad.
just act like its no big deal.... that confuses the hell outta the parents...
be like "oh hey... sup?" lol
just say u were looking for something
2:33-lmao, classic :]
MAGNUM!!! : o
You say "Doesn't look infected to me"!
nope nope nope. Deer in the headlights look, with a slow turn around of your head.
What did your parents do?
Best when she was down on me was, "Dammit mom! I'll talk to you in a sec!" NOM!
As has already been said, so very blatently stolen from QC. Poor effort all round.
this makes me giggle. <3
Best ever... my mom is the woman with 36 tattoos who speaks her mind on everything, so sex isn't really a taboo thing in our family. At all.
She opens the door, goes "Woo-oo candles!" and walks back out.
Even worse when HER dad walks in
Slap the bitch and tell her to go back to the kitchen.
Alternately, if you have bodily fluids on your person at the time, throw them at her. That should effectively prevent any future incident.
That would suck so hard.
@ 2:54. Her dad might kill you, but her mom might call you.
Yes!! I was hoping someone would see the connection!!
7:17 you're a sick bastard
better watch out.
shouldnt be munchin box in the first place
just let your parents know you were making sure she was ok, she tends to bleed from there monthly...
hahahahah that's entirely true. learned that the hard way once, i did.
10:35 ROFLMAO haha!!!
i just googled questionablecontent and a site for mesothelioma came up. hmm...
"oh hey... sup?" didn't work for me :(
Or when her older brother does. I feel your pain lol
Haven't ever had parents walk in, but I remember this one time while I was licking this girl at my uncle's house, for whom I was house sitting, he called and I pretty much had to keep my fingers rubbing her spot for a few seconds while I got him off the phone quick. Keeping the girlfriend going while on the phone, somewhat funny actually. Thankfully she didn't lose any steam.
My best effort was just continuing as she came...when her stepdad walked in. Can't just leave that alone!
7:17 you're such a liar
You always wanted me to be a doctor. I'm studying Gynaecology!
been there. Happened about 4 years ago and his dad still brings it up. gah.
My dad walked in once... he just gave us a thumbs-up and went "NICE!"
there's also no graceful way to pull your head up from your boyfriends crotch either when your mom walks in
I've never been caught going down on him thank god...
That's gotta suck ass
I don't care if the text is original or not, I think some of us have been there. Some of us have been there several times in fact.
blatantly stolen from questionablecontent.
would it kill people to not make shit up?
'least they weren't her parents
my mom caught me in my brothers crotch. Awkward...
so curioius now.. what # qc? cant find it!!
hahahhahha go irviine
I got the mesothelioma site too hahahah
8:56 and you're now so horny
Been there except it was my friends mom who walked in....awkwardd!
Hahaha been there. Except it was his best friend that walked in. We all just started hysterically laughing
just go "Yeah, and? What about it? Could be worse, I could be doin' with out a sweater..."
you shouldn't be doing it in any place where either of your parents live - that's just dumb.
parents just get in the way anyway. move out and live on your own for a few years, then go down on your gf it's that simple.
Time to get your own place man.