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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 9:08pm

    How did you poop?

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      Submitted by CsM on Jun 4, 10 at 1:10am

      Out of their anuses, like most people, I presume.

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      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Jun 4, 10 at 2:19am

      you could poop, flush, then jump in the shower to 'rinse off'?

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    Submitted by bandgeek on Jun 3, 10 at 10:17pm

    I think u should sneak into ur neighbors bathroom and ninja some toilet paper out of their house

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      Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:46am

      your user name makes me want to give you head.

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    Submitted by WTFmate on Jun 4, 10 at 1:21am

    I love how some of the ppl commenting have never been flat broke ("buy some more!") and some have ("steal some from the gas station!")

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    Submitted by girlsdontpoop on Jun 3, 10 at 9:21pm

    Golden showers I presume???

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    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 3, 10 at 11:46pm

    Don't get me wrong, I've pissed in the shower before. But this is just pathetic.

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    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 4, 10 at 12:11am

    Just go to mcdonalds and take a bunch of napkins.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 4, 10 at 2:09am

    Did I miss something? U need toilet paper to pee?

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      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Jun 4, 10 at 4:39am

      Yeah, unless you don't mind walking around with urine soaked underwear. Some people wipe. Some even wash their hands afterwards.

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        Submitted by tkelly647 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:15am

        he's just assuming the texter is male, calm your jets

  • 62 46
    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Jun 4, 10 at 8:24pm

    How to take a dump is the next question.

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    Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 4, 10 at 12:54pm

    You're really going to be hurting when you're too broke to pay the water bill next month.

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    Submitted by glitterati on Jun 3, 10 at 9:56pm

    totally done this before.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by ohnomo on Jun 3, 10 at 9:20pm

    That's class right there...

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    Submitted by slovesemma on Mar 27, 11 at 1:45pm

    haha Penissss

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    Submitted by psydog on Jun 3, 10 at 10:08pm

    You dirty fucking whores.

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    Submitted by im2oofat on Jun 3, 10 at 9:16pm

    Buy some more you whorez

  • 62 59
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:49pm

    That's y you just steal some

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    Submitted by hustalantavegas on Jun 4, 10 at 12:22am

    I hate to think how shitting was taken care of

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    Submitted by Brilina on Jun 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    Just take it from a gas station or something

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 8:09am

    What about taking a shit?

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    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jun 4, 10 at 10:29pm

    Or u cud pee in the sink. Toilet even. Just wipe with a towel.

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    Submitted by Toxik on Jun 3, 10 at 11:51pm

    Did you poop in the shower to?

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    Submitted by iwibird09 on Jun 4, 10 at 4:43am

    haha i've been there, trust me. not a fun time

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    Submitted by coconutty23 on Jun 4, 10 at 5:54am

    There's this thing called a grocery store

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    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 4, 10 at 12:51am

    I've done this with shit before. Drop a couple logs in the john and then hop in the shower with your cheeks spread and scrub away all the dingleberries and other shit residue. My poops are eco-friendly.

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      Submitted by jaybram24 on Jun 4, 10 at 8:35am

      not really. that's a lot of water wasted.

  • Submitted by Xenetethrae on Jun 3, 10 at 10:07pm

    WTF, why do you need toilet paper to pee?

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 3, 10 at 10:51pm

      you've never met a woman have you?

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    Submitted by turdflingr on Nov 27, 11 at 11:45am

    I hope this is in the Muskegon heights area

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    Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 3, 10 at 9:11pm

    The best solution to this problem is to play "Human Toilet". Don't forget to pull the ear to "flush".