We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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How did you poop?
Out of their anuses, like most people, I presume.
you could poop, flush, then jump in the shower to 'rinse off'?
I think u should sneak into ur neighbors bathroom and ninja some toilet paper out of their house
your user name makes me want to give you head.
Don't get me wrong, I've pissed in the shower before. But this is just pathetic.
Golden showers I presume???
Or u cud pee in the sink. Toilet even. Just wipe with a towel.
I love how some of the ppl commenting have never been flat broke ("buy some more!") and some have ("steal some from the gas station!")
Just go to mcdonalds and take a bunch of napkins.
You dirty fucking whores.
There's this thing called a grocery store
totally done this before.
What about taking a shit?
I've done this with shit before. Drop a couple logs in the john and then hop in the shower with your cheeks spread and scrub away all the dingleberries and other shit residue. My poops are eco-friendly.
not really. that's a lot of water wasted.
That's y you just steal some
Buy some more you whorez
Did I miss something? U need toilet paper to pee?
Yeah, unless you don't mind walking around with urine soaked underwear. Some people wipe. Some even wash their hands afterwards.
he's just assuming the texter is male, calm your jets
Did you poop in the shower to?
How to take a dump is the next question.
You're really going to be hurting when you're too broke to pay the water bill next month.
Just take it from a gas station or something
I hate to think how shitting was taken care of
That's class right there...
haha i've been there, trust me. not a fun time
I hope this is in the Muskegon heights area
WTF, why do you need toilet paper to pee?
you've never met a woman have you?
The best solution to this problem is to play "Human Toilet". Don't forget to pull the ear to "flush".