i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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