I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
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Oh, you said put on the CONDOM. Condom. Right. Sorry about the mix-up.
hahaha i know the first person's comment is funnier than this fuckin text by far lmao
Psh you should have covered yourself in ketchup and made a sandwich
You didn't let him poupon you?
LMAO---I luv the 1st persons comment. Where do you guys come up with this stuff?! HAHA
Ok so a guy walks into a kitchen. In what world does he look in the fridge and say, "ooooh, mustard. Thats sexy."
Only in Connecticut.
agreed. i gotta get outta this state. mustard? what is wrong with guys?
Haha this would be someone in Connecticut
You LEFT? Well, that's just a waste. There are starving children in Africa who would gladly have licked your boyfriend. Ugh!
Wouldn't mustard burn his more tender regions?
This is why I do not hook up with guys from my state lol.
HAHAAH the first person's comment was awesome
this is how connecticut does it!