PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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