It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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I think this means you're the healthier of the two of you.
Whoever fits her usually gets her, it was the strangest thing\nHow'd she move so fast, move so fast, into that wedding ring?
Damn you'll need some aloe