Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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American Pie rule #1.\nDo not walk into a room where a blowjob was just given and drink out of the beer..
I'm gonna go with u are on a couch in a frat house...
How about just never go to frat houses?
That's where they keep the roofies.
And yet your grammar seems to be unaffected.. have the frat boys finally found a cure for drunk texting?