We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm going to jail i love you
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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