No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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