I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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Was that a Benny and the Jets reference, 10:46? Poor execution.
B-B-B-Banging and it's Fat!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Chubby Chaser!
There's another site for these..
Chicks dig chubby dudes. It's just a fact of life
No no no OP you got the wrong website
Jesus... Elton John is fat already.
FML sucks now. used to be cool like a year ago
Download FML app bro
FML'ers go home. unless you wanna join the FUN. we'll all go over to your place and have a pity party when we're done here.
I know the person who typed this! Sad part is, it was true...