I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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Was that a Benny and the Jets reference, 10:46? Poor execution.
B-B-B-Banging and it's Fat!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Chubby Chaser!
There's another site for these..
Chicks dig chubby dudes. It's just a fact of life
No no no OP you got the wrong website
Jesus... Elton John is fat already.
FML sucks now. used to be cool like a year ago
I know the person who typed this! Sad part is, it was true...
Download FML app bro
FML'ers go home. unless you wanna join the FUN. we'll all go over to your place and have a pity party when we're done here.