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  • Anywhere in India...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:32am
  • haha def franklin. gotta love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:41am
  • read this and thought it could only be new brunswick...then saw the area code. go rutgers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:24pm
  • haha <3 to 9:01 and 10:24. RU (and Cook) represent!! 3:24 ... Cook's cows don't normally go across the road...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:31am
  • yeah, clearly Franklin Township... you have hamilton street to get shot at and south middlebush road to stop for cows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:13pm
  • hell yeah @ the person who said fresno, ca... i was gonna say tulare, ca or the central valley but it's all the same shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Two Words..... FARMVILLE, Virginia hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:28pm
  • i drove through 732 yesterdaaaaay. 609 REPRESENNNNNT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Good work, North Jersey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:43am
  • jackson? no one gets shot there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Central Jersey and I agree with 12:13 Even though, New Bruns has cows and you can def get shot there... what what Cook College!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:24pm
  • hahaha I am from 973 (which is just north of 732) and know exactly where in 732 this person was. Looove it. Yeah, jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:43pm
  • FREEHOLD. Gotta love the 732, born and raised fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50pm
  • You can see this in some city in almost every state i'm sure. I've seen it before up in Mass. It's a weird phenomenon, but not unique

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:51pm
  • was the cow wearing a "moo moo" ?or making the noise "moo moo"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:42am
  • and montgomery county md

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:11am
  • never been to kansas huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:43pm
  • central jersey. love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:17am
  • Your all wrong...gotta be Franklin - 5th best place to live Baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:40am
  • It's North Jersey! Of course it would be...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:46am
  • Decatur, Illinois? Yup, that about sums it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:21am
  • central jersssssss represent <3 although this could be about any 732 area town, i do agree that it VERY much describes franklin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Central Jersey And it easily could be Jackson, Monroe, or Millstone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:00pm
  • LMAO 11:32 well played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:34am
  • FRANKLIN!!!!!! So proud! 46 sqaure miles, incluing projects, farms, and million dollar houses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Upstate NY seriously. I guess a lot of places are like that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Um Camden was most dangerous a few years in a row recently. Also, Central/South has the most farms anywhere (Columbus NJ - Bordentown - etc) Trenton and Bordentown are pretty close.. NJ FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03pm
  • montgomery county ... actually anywhere near baltimore city !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Try the Dominican Republic or the Texas / Mexico border

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Yeah, Central Jersey!!!! 609 FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 1:10, do you live in Starkville? We have a very low crime rate. It's around one murder per year, usually. And I've never seen cows crossing the road, though, I suppose I wouldn't be surprised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:16pm
  • if it wasn't for the area code i'd be more than sure that it was Caldwell, Idaho..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:25am
  • just keep diggin that hole Jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:30am
  • hell ya central jersey....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Nah, the same thing could be said for Dover, DE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:06am
  • helllll yeah.. reppin 08732

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:21am
  • Of course your city is the only place in the world where cows can get in your way and you can get shot! Why, it would be downright preposterous for farmers and firearms to coexist in any other city!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I can't help but picture a total Douche, Riding a cow, and holding a firearm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:32pm
  • sounds like jackson to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:29am
  • central texas, wha-?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:44am
  • in the western side of Columbus Ohio you can get shot in a ghetto on one street, and have to stop for goats a few streets over... all in the city. love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:57am
  • the area code is all wrong, but i can totally picture this description for omaha, ne.

    Submitted by fuhlaffle on May 10, 10 at 7:27pm
  • Odessa Texas!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:43pm
  • miami-dade! cows on the west side, i swear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:54am
  • its definitely the south middlebush/amwell meeting point. yeaaah jerz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56pm
  • never been to Montgomery huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:18pm
  • no no totally Palmdale

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Uh, are we talking about farm animals or fat chicks? Wait, most fat chicks are farm animals... I don't know how to break this down. Help!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36am
  • its said get shot, not get a shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:01am
  • no kind of thing takes over the 814

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:45pm
  • 11:51 MOBILE PHONES ARE MOBILE, they move around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:01pm
  • we can get shot on one side and stop for cows on the other, only fucked up thing is after i stopped for the deer i got blindsided by its mate. . . FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:54am
  • try vancouver in british columbia canada.. well that whole general region.. horrible just horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Nopeee, come to Denham Springs, Louisiana. Hahah.

    Submitted by afterdark65 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:19pm
  • gotta b in franklin... where else r dere cows in 732

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Visit anywhere in Ohio. Hahah. When I was in school we had to walk to school cause our bus was surrounded by cows that got loose. And I went to a inner city school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Jackson is south jersey not central jersey. Its Definitely Franklin.. cuz if you go by new brunswick its the ghetto.. and on south middle bush road there is definitely a sign that says watch out for cow crossing between 9:00-9:30am and 3:00-3:30 pm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:52am
  • OMG you must live in Hattiesburg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:02pm
  • reading, pa is quite similar. and has one of the highest murder rates per capita.. so that's sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm
  • there are plenty of cows in north jersey, just depends what part... sussex county is fucking full of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:20am
  • haha, franklin's the first place i thought of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:30pm
  • HAHHAHAHA I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY MONTGOMERY COUNTY MD. thank you other anonymous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:15am
  • what areacode is this from?

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 6:34am
  • Go visit starkville, ms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Lubbock, Texas. Enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:31pm
  • cincinnati ohio is the best example of this...considering cincinnati was rated the most dangerous city in the country. drive ten minutes and ur in farms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:22am
  • theres no cows in north jersey, stupid fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13am
  • Davenport iowa !

    Submitted by kateegee on Aug 6, 10 at 1:45am
  • 3:45. U talkin bout Jackson Michigan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:40pm
  • sounds like CHESLEY ONTARIO wooot.. or pretty much anywhere in Ontario baha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 1:51 maybe, but in NJ it's almost every city. Probably Franklin. I would guess Green Brook, but that's usually 908.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14pm
  • for the millionth time, 732 is NOT north jersey. it is central jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:51am
  • No. It's not. I'm in Birmingham, Alabama, and I know all about getting shot on one side of town and stopping for cows on the other. It's a fucked up town we live in, and I most certainly was unaware that other people have this some problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:44pm
  • um Detroit has been the most dangerous city for like that last 20 years. Cinicinatti isn't even top 15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:27am
  • this is definately jackson seriously mannn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30pm
  • right. because there are no bars near any farms anywhere else in the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:59am
  • LoL @11:01 :D And Columbus, Ohio is the same way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:03am
  • most def jackson. and yes, ppl have been shot there. i suppose you've never been near regency?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:36pm
  • definitely franklin, south middlebush road has cow crossing and the public schools are ghetto as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 2:17 are you stupid? its jackson, west side is farms east side neighbors lakewood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:45pm
  • ummm there are definitely cows in north jersey..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:17am
  • even though it could be anywhere in 732, my money is on freehold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:17pm
  • guys its franklin...south middlebush road puskas farm crosses cows at 9 and 3. and literally on the other side of franklin is franklin blvd. nuff said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Definitely sounds like the border of Jackson and Lakewood...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:33pm
  • YAAA Franklin! 06 rep!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:33pm
  • NEW BRUNSWICK!!!! Cook College represent haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:01pm
  • yep.. sounds like franklin. i was late going to school (RU!) once because i took south middlebush road and it just HAD to be the time the cows were crossing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:36am
  • Nah, Modesto, Ca is exactly like that. haha

    Submitted by jweezykat on Jul 24, 10 at 11:41pm
  • sounds like the central valley in california...specifically, merced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:52am
  • NEW BRUNSWICK !

    Submitted by rooooooooooooo on Apr 29, 10 at 10:43am
  • if your even on this talking about some hick state then get off.. its clearly new jersey. and this is def franklin, ive lived in it all my live and its def talking about hamilton st and south middlebush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Nope. Garden City/Meridian, Idaho. Both are suburbs in/around Boise, Idaho. Get shot in Garden City and wait for cows in Meridian.

    Submitted by dastardlybastard on Jan 22, 10 at 1:57am
  • bennington, vermont. noooo question.

    Submitted by peewee123 on Dec 26, 10 at 7:53pm
  • None of you have ever been been to northern Ireland have you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:24am
  • Not if you're on the kkk's shitlist

    Submitted by docrabbit24 on Mar 28, 10 at 5:31pm
  • the best part about it is that the sign tells you specific times in which you have to stop to let them cross... i think 8am-9am and 3-4pm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 732 is central - NOT north jersey. definatly jackson. "most def jackson. and yes, ppl have been shot there. i suppose you've never been near regency?" most definatly. my friends brother. ohhhh jackson <333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:59am