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  • 70 62
    Submitted by amgates on Jul 2, 11 at 12:27am

    "This is the taaaale of Captain Jack Sparrow..."

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jul 1, 11 at 2:51pm

    There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 1, 11 at 2:04pm

    Michael Bolton in the days of his power mullet? You need to raise your standards.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jul 1, 11 at 11:10pm

    Older men are better in bed. They try harder.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 1, 11 at 3:21pm

    "I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Jul 1, 11 at 2:10pm

    or bruce willis, yes please!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by beachgal611 on Jul 2, 11 at 10:59am

    I would do Richard Gere :)

  • 52 64
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jul 1, 11 at 3:58pm

    Have you been waiting for this moment for all your life? Hold on. I can feeling it coming in the air tonight.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by fluffybunny69 on Jul 1, 11 at 2:29pm

    Agree with the Bruce Willis statement.....but Michael Bolton? No thanks. You can have that.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by MadF00L on Jul 1, 11 at 1:51pm

    Mom?

  • 48 59
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 1, 11 at 4:33pm

    Rudyard, that's Phil Collins, not Michael Bolton.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by adohaj on Jul 4, 11 at 3:19am

    seriously michael bolton??!? trust me there is better girl...like me

  • 48 60
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 1, 11 at 10:54pm

    i'm hurt...thought u meant it when u said u loved me -- Barry Manilow

  • 43 53
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 11 at 12:22am

    Sooo... Future cougar?

  • 44 61
    Submitted by just_sayin80 on Jul 1, 11 at 11:52pm

    Michael Bolton is a no talent ass clown.... Such high standards.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by happy_hour on Jul 1, 11 at 11:27pm

    I'd do Daniel Craig

    • 42 55
      Submitted by hazed420 on Jul 2, 11 at 1:05am

      Daniel Craig is 43. But good try.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jul 1, 11 at 10:59pm

    Goodhead, there's a difference?

  • 43 66
    Submitted by kitkatalackalot on Jul 1, 11 at 7:17pm

    You freaked out cuz your prozac and diet pills aren't supposed to mix with booze! Lmfao too bad u were taking shots during all the jersey shore commercials, if u woulda stayed u woulda seen all the plan b commercials. ;0)

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Bigfoots_Dick on Jul 1, 11 at 11:40pm

    We love you Michael Bolton