WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Cus he's mad he messed up and made it sooo small ...
In Soviet Russia, your dick hates god.
.. It's not your dick that he hates.
Becaus intercourse is a SIN... You can't do anything with out angering some kinda god...
8:38, that's why Jesus kills kittens.
God hates it because its worthless.
He hates your dick because you haven't eaten his.
I don't think it's god that hates it. I think it is the females that hate it. Misplacing the blame my man.
you setting yourself up to get slammed
unfunniest text ever
Because you are a slut.