thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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