i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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