whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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