I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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