He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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