i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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