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  • Use the jacket to soak up the pee. Text him that his jacket's on the front porch. Don't open the door when he shows up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02am
  • first. 2? "to" is really not that hard. second. i can't believe people really say "asshat." third. this is obviously a joke if you people are serious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00am
  • First of all, I would never spend time of any kind with someone who talks like that. Secondly, that son-of-a-bitch wouldn't have made it out the front door, if it were me. The text you all would have read would have been to my friend asking help to hide the body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:52pm
  • omg....the question was not directed to you people. this was her text to a friend that obviously she realized sounded ridiculously funny and dumb so she posted it on here. i highly doubt she was that serious. stop playing shrink. this is supposed to be fun. but all i ever see is people bashing others.... GO SLUTS!!! i've said my peace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:09am
  • Only call him if his name is on the back of his jacket....which I'm assuming it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:58am
  • 9:09 and 10:18, thanks for re-instilling my faith in hunanity! Not everyone who visits this site is a dumb-ass! Let's be real here people, do we really think she is looking for advice? She's just gonna go and do it again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:52pm
  • She's the exception to the rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:41am
  • make a hoax viral video about looking for this guy who left this jacket at your house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:56am
  • Yea u should call him for sure...i see a future for you two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:56am
  • instead of calling him, cut the jacket in little pieces and have it delivered to him like a box of flowers. Make sure to include a card about how much of a major douche bag he is and the only thing that is worthless now is his jacket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:57am
  • Hello desperation...goodbye self esteem and dignity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:03am
  • you should call him,give the jacket back,andlet him pee in your mouth while your blowing him.thats what insecure sluts do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:02am
  • Yes but you said NUMBER, as in the number TWO. Not the WORD "to".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:18am
  • i lol'd ps. its called sarcasm y'all,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:43pm
  • can i have it please please please......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:03am
  • Call me, i'll treat you like my finest bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:45am
  • You asking if you should call him makes you deserve to be called a worthless slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:40pm
  • yeah call him to return his jacket ... but make sure you pee all over it first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:47am
  • I get the feeling that the "should I call him?" part was sarcasm at its finest........to all the wannabe Dr. Phils on here, this is not a serious website, please share your opinions with the sharp object you cut yourselves with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:18am
  • NO! Never call him again. And if you happen to see him, slap him across the face as hard as you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:56pm
  • This bitch needs to get murdered. As does everyone who replies just to bitch about the people who are bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:31pm
  • dude he is a fuck stick, take the jacket sell it wear it give it to a friend make as much out of it as you can... i love it how tfln is now the consultant for things like this :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:24am
  • and she wonders why he calls her a worthless slut?.... it's because she is one. hopefully she does call him. it's dumb bitches like this that give women a bad name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:00am
  • come to abbotsford if you wana see nasty whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Hahaha you are a worthless slut if you can't even type out 'to' instead of the number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:54am
  • Could be a fake text. Hard to believe someone's self-esteem is this low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:27am
  • 10:18... my hero lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:50am
  • I know a girl like this. Fucking slut hahahahahhahaha Get some cock into you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:47pm
  • wow. this is why they make movies like He's Just Not That Into You. Learn to get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57pm
  • What an idiot for saying or even thinking about it... i still laughed though because of how dumb it is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15pm
  • wow, people really need to learn the concept of sarcasm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:05am
  • you should throw it away and then watch the movie or read the book, "he's just not that into you".....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:30am
  • it's sad that most women are like this... fucking idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:49pm
  • all girls are straight sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:50pm
  • hahahahaha 10:02 that's brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Damn I miss the dating scene!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:22am
  • You're a dumb whore. Call him so you can get your feelings hurt more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I'd call him. Tell him I just gace his jacket to a homeless guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:09pm
  • you're a desperate whore who has no dignity. throw it away, he demoralized you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:26am
  • I call shenanigans on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:51pm
  • sure, go ahead, call him... with any luck he'll crap on you the next time ur together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:35am
  • Do it!! You guys so obviously have a future together!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:10am
  • 10:18 I like your style.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:50am
  • "...but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should I call him?"! She wants him. Eventhough he called her a worthless slut. Which is sad b/c she really is a worthless slut. Poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:06am
  • Fuck NO! Don't call him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:52am
  • In Canada, he calls you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:19pm
  • worthless slut? sounds like he likes you. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:36am
  • can anyone say desperate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:27am
  • uhh, you should call the shrink and see what's wrong with you mentally before you think about calling this guy again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am
  • dumbshit. why would you even post something like this? to even consider calling him is the most stupid idea i've ever heard in my life. go kill yourself. you'll be doing us all a favor by ridding the world of one more idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:17am
  • Wow...people are funny...every last one of you. This sounds like the kind of text I would send my sister. Great use of sarcasm!! Too bad there isn't a special font for sarcasm so the general public would see it in use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm
  • this is the most pathetic text yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02am
  • BAHAHAHA!!! SURREY CHICK, NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:51am
  • 5:47am = hero of the day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Seriuos daddy issues!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:27am
  • this uh, might have been sarcasm. if no one else got that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:41pm
  • call him and get it on...also, what kind of guy just pees on the floor of someone's apt to spite her? weird and immature...nasty too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:00am
  • damn girls are fucking crazy...i feel sorry for the guys who will meet these kinda chicks in the future. i promise, we're not all like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:12am
  • Hello doormat... Can I wipe my feet off on you too? If you call him, you really are a worthless slut, but the fact that you're thinking about it shows us all that you're a fucking moron!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:52am
  • @ 10:02 that's exactly what I was thinking, clean up the pee with his jacket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53pm
  • was his name tucker max by any chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:23pm
  • clearly you should sell his jacket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • actually its to moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:56pm
  • Except it's "two" you dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:35am
  • id sit on his face..then a little go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44am
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