he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Use the jacket to soak up the pee. Text him that his jacket's on the front porch. Don't open the door when he shows up.
first. 2? "to" is really not that hard.
second. i can't believe people really say "asshat."
third. this is obviously a joke if you people are serious.
First of all, I would never spend time of any kind with someone who talks like that. Secondly, that son-of-a-bitch wouldn't have made it out the front door, if it were me. The text you all would have read would have been to my friend asking help to hide the body.
omg....the question was not directed to you people. this was her text to a friend that obviously she realized sounded ridiculously funny and dumb so she posted it on here. i highly doubt she was that serious. stop playing shrink. this is supposed to be fun. but all i ever see is people bashing others....
i've said my peace.
Only call him if his name is on the back of his jacket....which I'm assuming it is.
Yes but you said NUMBER, as in the number TWO. Not the WORD "to".
make a hoax viral video about looking for this guy who left this jacket at your house.
Yea u should call him for sure...i see a future for you two
ps. its called sarcasm y'all,
You asking if you should call him makes you deserve to be called a worthless slut.
you should call him,give the jacket back,andlet him pee in your mouth while your blowing him.thats what insecure sluts do
instead of calling him, cut the jacket in little pieces and have it delivered to him like a box of flowers. Make sure to include a card about how much of a major douche bag he is and the only thing that is worthless now is his jacket.
Hello desperation...goodbye self esteem and dignity
come to abbotsford if you wana see nasty whores
Hahaha you are a worthless slut if you can't even type out 'to' instead of the number.
9:09 and 10:18, thanks for re-instilling my faith in hunanity! Not everyone who visits this site is a dumb-ass!
Let's be real here people, do we really think she is looking for advice? She's just gonna go and do it again!
can i have it please please please......
What an idiot for saying or even thinking about it... i still laughed though because of how dumb it is...
This bitch needs to get murdered. As does everyone who replies just to bitch about the people who are bitching.
dude he is a fuck stick, take the jacket sell it wear it give it to a friend make as much out of it as you can... i love it how tfln is now the consultant for things like this :D
yeah call him to return his jacket ... but make sure you pee all over it first!
I get the feeling that the "should I call him?" part was sarcasm at its finest........to all the wannabe Dr. Phils on here, this is not a serious website, please share your opinions with the sharp object you cut yourselves with
you should throw it away and then watch the movie or read the book, "he's just not that into you".....
She's the exception to the rule.
I know a girl like this.
Fucking slut hahahahahhahaha
Get some cock into you.
and she wonders why he calls her a worthless slut?.... it's because she is one. hopefully she does call him. it's dumb bitches like this that give women a bad name.
I'd call him. Tell him I just gace his jacket to a homeless guy.
my hero lol
Could be a fake text. Hard to believe someone's self-esteem is this low.
you're a desperate whore who has no dignity.
throw it away, he demoralized you.
hahahahaha 10:02 that's brilliant.
NO! Never call him again. And if you happen to see him, slap him across the face as hard as you can.
can anyone say desperate?
10:18 I like your style.....
it's sad that most women are like this...
all girls are straight sluts
wow. this is why they make movies like He's Just Not That Into You. Learn to get over it.
sure, go ahead, call him... with any luck he'll crap on you the next time ur together
In Canada, he calls you!
I call shenanigans on this one.
Call me, i'll treat you like my finest bitch
Fuck NO! Don't call him!
You're a dumb whore. Call him so you can get your feelings hurt more.
NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND.
Do it!! You guys so obviously have a future together!!
"...but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should I call him?"!
She wants him. Eventhough he called her a worthless slut. Which is sad b/c she really is a worthless slut. Poor girl.
worthless slut? sounds like he likes you. :)
5:47am = hero of the day
Damn I miss the dating scene!
wow, people really need to learn the concept of sarcasm
Wow...people are funny...every last one of you. This sounds like the kind of text I would send my sister. Great use of sarcasm!! Too bad there isn't a special font for sarcasm so the general public would see it in use.
dumbshit. why would you even post something like this?
to even consider calling him is the most stupid idea i've ever heard in my life. go kill yourself. you'll be doing us all a favor by ridding the world of one more idiot.
Seriuos daddy issues!
uhh, you should call the shrink and see what's wrong with you mentally before you think about calling this guy again
this is the most pathetic text yet
this uh, might have been sarcasm. if no one else got that.
call him and get it on...also, what kind of guy just pees on the floor of someone's apt to spite her? weird and immature...nasty too
Hello doormat... Can I wipe my feet off on you too? If you call him, you really are a worthless slut, but the fact that you're thinking about it shows us all that you're a fucking moron!!!
clearly you should sell his jacket.
actually its to moron
damn girls are fucking crazy...i feel sorry for the guys who will meet these kinda chicks in the future. i promise, we're not all like this
was his name tucker max by any chance?
@ 10:02 that's exactly what I was thinking, clean up the pee with his jacket.
Except it's "two" you dumbass
id sit on his face..then a little go