he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Use the jacket to soak up the pee. Text him that his jacket's on the front porch. Don't open the door when he shows up.
first. 2? "to" is really not that hard.
second. i can't believe people really say "asshat."
third. this is obviously a joke if you people are serious.
First of all, I would never spend time of any kind with someone who talks like that. Secondly, that son-of-a-bitch wouldn't have made it out the front door, if it were me. The text you all would have read would have been to my friend asking help to hide the body.
omg....the question was not directed to you people. this was her text to a friend that obviously she realized sounded ridiculously funny and dumb so she posted it on here. i highly doubt she was that serious. stop playing shrink. this is supposed to be fun. but all i ever see is people bashing others....
i've said my peace.
Only call him if his name is on the back of his jacket....which I'm assuming it is.
9:09 and 10:18, thanks for re-instilling my faith in hunanity! Not everyone who visits this site is a dumb-ass!
Let's be real here people, do we really think she is looking for advice? She's just gonna go and do it again!
make a hoax viral video about looking for this guy who left this jacket at your house.
Yea u should call him for sure...i see a future for you two
instead of calling him, cut the jacket in little pieces and have it delivered to him like a box of flowers. Make sure to include a card about how much of a major douche bag he is and the only thing that is worthless now is his jacket.
ps. its called sarcasm y'all,
She's the exception to the rule.
Hello desperation...goodbye self esteem and dignity
You asking if you should call him makes you deserve to be called a worthless slut.
Yes but you said NUMBER, as in the number TWO. Not the WORD "to".
you should call him,give the jacket back,andlet him pee in your mouth while your blowing him.thats what insecure sluts do
I get the feeling that the "should I call him?" part was sarcasm at its finest........to all the wannabe Dr. Phils on here, this is not a serious website, please share your opinions with the sharp object you cut yourselves with
can i have it please please please......
dude he is a fuck stick, take the jacket sell it wear it give it to a friend make as much out of it as you can... i love it how tfln is now the consultant for things like this :D
yeah call him to return his jacket ... but make sure you pee all over it first!
This bitch needs to get murdered. As does everyone who replies just to bitch about the people who are bitching.
come to abbotsford if you wana see nasty whores
Call me, i'll treat you like my finest bitch
NO! Never call him again. And if you happen to see him, slap him across the face as hard as you can.
Hahaha you are a worthless slut if you can't even type out 'to' instead of the number.
my hero lol
and she wonders why he calls her a worthless slut?.... it's because she is one. hopefully she does call him. it's dumb bitches like this that give women a bad name.
Could be a fake text. Hard to believe someone's self-esteem is this low.
I know a girl like this.
Fucking slut hahahahahhahaha
Get some cock into you.
wow. this is why they make movies like He's Just Not That Into You. Learn to get over it.
What an idiot for saying or even thinking about it... i still laughed though because of how dumb it is...
it's sad that most women are like this...
hahahahaha 10:02 that's brilliant.
you should throw it away and then watch the movie or read the book, "he's just not that into you".....
all girls are straight sluts
I'd call him. Tell him I just gace his jacket to a homeless guy.
Damn I miss the dating scene!
sure, go ahead, call him... with any luck he'll crap on you the next time ur together
You're a dumb whore. Call him so you can get your feelings hurt more.
you're a desperate whore who has no dignity.
throw it away, he demoralized you.
wow, people really need to learn the concept of sarcasm
I call shenanigans on this one.
10:18 I like your style.....
Do it!! You guys so obviously have a future together!!
"...but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should I call him?"!
She wants him. Eventhough he called her a worthless slut. Which is sad b/c she really is a worthless slut. Poor girl.
Fuck NO! Don't call him!
worthless slut? sounds like he likes you. :)
dumbshit. why would you even post something like this?
to even consider calling him is the most stupid idea i've ever heard in my life. go kill yourself. you'll be doing us all a favor by ridding the world of one more idiot.
In Canada, he calls you!
can anyone say desperate?
Wow...people are funny...every last one of you. This sounds like the kind of text I would send my sister. Great use of sarcasm!! Too bad there isn't a special font for sarcasm so the general public would see it in use.
uhh, you should call the shrink and see what's wrong with you mentally before you think about calling this guy again
this uh, might have been sarcasm. if no one else got that.
this is the most pathetic text yet
5:47am = hero of the day
NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND.
call him and get it on...also, what kind of guy just pees on the floor of someone's apt to spite her? weird and immature...nasty too
Seriuos daddy issues!
damn girls are fucking crazy...i feel sorry for the guys who will meet these kinda chicks in the future. i promise, we're not all like this
Hello doormat... Can I wipe my feet off on you too? If you call him, you really are a worthless slut, but the fact that you're thinking about it shows us all that you're a fucking moron!!!
@ 10:02 that's exactly what I was thinking, clean up the pee with his jacket.
was his name tucker max by any chance?
clearly you should sell his jacket.
actually its to moron
Except it's "two" you dumbass
id sit on his face..then a little go