Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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