hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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