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  • 66 38
    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on May 29, 12 at 3:47pm

    When you wish upon a star...

    • 54 59
      Submitted by nunubeest on May 29, 12 at 3:53pm

      while your ass belches tar..

  • 58 44
    Submitted by escapedlunatic on May 29, 12 at 7:39pm

    Seems like you'd have to know what an incredible germaphobe this person is for this to be funny, or even make sense

    • 57 40
      Submitted by nunubeest on May 29, 12 at 9:12pm

      monk?

      • 59 46
        Submitted by GA_Peach on May 30, 12 at 8:58am

        Are you kidding? 90% of females at bars hover but if you can hover shit your epic. Then again removing your bottoms completely and standing and squatting is more natural and cleaner....but I'm not trying it. I try my hardest to never use a public restroom.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by wubbazugg on May 30, 12 at 9:00pm

    I worked in sub-zero conditions with only porta-shitters and mountains. I'd take off my jacket and set the arms on the seat. No freezing of the ass and no contact. Win!