Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Seems like you'd have to know what an incredible germaphobe this person is for this to be funny, or even make sense
Are you kidding? 90% of females at bars hover but if you can hover shit your epic. Then again removing your bottoms completely and standing and squatting is more natural and cleaner....but I'm not trying it. I try my hardest to never use a public restroom.
When you wish upon a star...
while your ass belches tar..
I worked in sub-zero conditions with only porta-shitters and mountains. I'd take off my jacket and set the arms on the seat. No freezing of the ass and no contact. Win!